Folklore legal
the gem below, transcribed verbatim, is worthy of a "baxaréu" in Law: Dear Mr.
Learned Judge and President of the 4th JCJ Process of capital
1.766/85
Board of Conciliation and Curitiba
illegible date - 93-057632
(...), already qualified in accordance with notice attached in a claim against it had formerly in his own cause when was still a student, hereby say: What
First, it is a claim against made in his own cause when it was still a student;
Second:
That lived in that era that is, pension, or living in the republic, and it was always changing (something already said) and disappeared in the interim process;
Third
What once was an opal, the trunk kept in a red suitcase and it was gone, shorts with bath, book, and other things, and it has not met;
persons:
That, again living in a republic, and there lived a japonez, and it has not fuincionava off his head, and gave our sumisso and objects.
Given the above, I reiterate once more.
not know where this process was their choice, will that was inside the bag that disappeared from the custody case? Does this japonez gone with him? And besides, he was very concerned. Therefore, I have not found as search and please do not know. Under
asked to give up and just as extinct as the subject.
(Signature illegible)
12844-PR Curitiba, 2001 / July 1993. "
Source: Jose Roberto Site Vedovato
http://www.jornalminuano.com.br/noticia.php?id = 29509
SENTENCE ORDER DATED 1833
"The deputy prosecutor, representing the goat against Manoel Dudley, because on the 11th of the month of Our Lady of St. Anne's wife when Xico Benedict went to the source, near it, the aforementioned goat was in ambush in a thicket of woods, of a sudden went out and did della proposal said the woman, who wanted to something that can not be brought to light, and as if she refuse, the goat abrafolou said to her, laid her on the ground, leaving orders della outside and God will provide. Elle
marriage failed because she screamed and came in support della Nocreto and Norberto Correia Barbosa, who held which in the act.
the law says that two witnesses who watch the sinking of any success is proof.
CONSIDER: WHAT
the goat Manoel Duda assaulted the wife of Xico Bento for conxambrar chumbregâncias with her and do things which only competed conxambrar della husband, because regime married by the Holy Roman catholic church;
THAT the goat Manoel Dudley is a supplicant deboxado who never learned to respect the families of his neighbors, who both wanted to do also with the Clover and conxambranas Clarinha girls maidens;
THAT Manoel sujetio Dudley is a dangerous and which has not one thing that mitigates the perigança him, is putting fear amanhan up in men.
CONDEMS goat Manoel Duda, the woman who made malifício Xico of Benedict, to be castrated, capadura which should be made to trick. The implementation of this part should be in jail for Villa. I nominate the executioner jailer. Meet up and APREGI up notices in public places.
Manuel Fernandes dos Santos, Judge of the village of Porto da Folha, Sergipe, October 15, 1833.. "
Source: Historical Institute of Alagoas
http://www.perguntascretinas.com.br/2006/10/17/sentenca-judicial-de-1833/
quote quaint extracted from expert reports
selected quotes here curious extracted from expert reports, court rulings and reports of staff working with banks and credit institutions and finance. (Taken from the site of Mr. Ruy Campos Vieira - http://www.pericias.com.br/ Extracted from report of an expert witness on the description of a building: .... with a right foot shed 5 feet left foot and 4 feet .... the evaluation made by a judicial officer: ""... a crucifix in wood, country style - colonial, INRI ® brand - no serial number ......." Another of the lay assessor, describing goods to seizure in execution: ""... the material is worthless but can be used. "More action on the Executive, to a certain district of Mato Grosso, where the court order, so determined," Archive is running this, because the petitioner was executed (the bullet) by the debtor. "Conclusion taken from economic feasibility study of agricultural development: "The investment is viable if it has a beginning, a middle and an eternity." In a case in Santo André, São Paulo, where the lawyer sought personal summons of the deceased "( ie the dead), came the following order: for that shall not be entitled to claim for curtailment, come in 48 hours extendable, new, accurate and definitive amendment to the original behold, the "deceased" is "in heaven" or "in purgatory," or "in hell", lacking the Judgement of "psychic gifts" to summon him to answer. "Also on" mediumistic gifts or supernatural, "this report was extracted from tax the Bank of the Northeast, made after a visit to the country estate of a borrower who, as I learned the supervisor had left the building and mounted a voodoo yard near the city:" We find it difficult to return of our capital, because the borrower has abandoned the agricultural labors, now devoting himself to the supernatural activity, which performs high functions of the saint-father. "The case of BRIDGE OF REMEDIES in SP. After completion of the investigative work about what happened, the CREA-SP forwarded to various government proposal to be made in preventive examinations "works of art." Response of an adviser to the federal government: "That the proposal was interesting and was sent to the Ministry of Culture! Excerpted from the expert opinion: how to determine the cause of the collapse of slopes, with the consequent failure of the foundations already executed, this expert can answer anything, because I was not there at the time. "Expert describing problems found in condominium construction, specifically in relation to Pool: The pool walls and floor show both cracks in the walls, the floor (see photos). The cracks are substantial and they begin to sink. "Revisional In action, expert heads to the property being surveyed, questioning whether the lessee has the same plan: Yes, replies the helpful neighbor. You can give me a copy? - Asks the expert , cited by smiling predict short for their task. Something embarrassed but willing to cooperate, the tenant commands: Follow me. And if you drive to the gardens of the property, where many plants were available to the expert. Extract from report of an expert witness, after survey in the apartment building: "The shutdown of planters on the walls, endanger the residents, either by mass or even drop from exhaustion anchor fixing the planters, who may suffer "oxygenation" through time. "phrase taken from a judicial report, particularly the chapter on the description of mobile" The property is a doll. "Report on the implementation of funding from within the farmer:" The guarantees remain in perfect state of disrepair and conservation. Borrower keeps private life on the farm. "Suggestion offered by the expert, after an inspection done at the place where it should have been applied to the loan:" I think the good bank to suspend business with the customer, not to have hassles futures. "From a fiscal report prepared by the Bank of Brazil BELIEVE:" Funded performed manual labor and animal. "phrase taken from one end of the closure of judicial award in that case proceeded before the Civil Court Fórum João Mendes - SP "The following attachments separately." Early-appraiser expert report: "Arriving at the farm of Mr. Peter Alligator and not finding the reptile ... Review of fiscal CREAI Bank of Brazil: "I suspect that the borrower is intending to pay the debt." In an inspection report that has received funding farm bank: "Customer is brushed with his wife." Information fiscal CREAI Bank of Brazil: "The borrower went to São Paulo to improve life. When will settle back to the Bank." Excerpted from the sentence of expropriation action in the District within SP (where this professional work as TA): "In view of the work presented by Assistant Coach of the dispossessed, the report of the expert witness is a Franciscan poverty ..." Description of electrical machine, part of a report on funding: "The electric motor is all funded manual and old." Report of the expert who likes to have their work valued: "We visited a pond in the back of the farm and after long and protracted studies found that it was empty. "From a fiscal report of CREAI Bank of Brazil:" The borrower sold the bull funded because it was loose. He exchanged it for a more potent. "Suggestion of the same tax:" Given that the borrower purchased equipment for processing and artificial insemination of a Holstein Friesian bulls died, we suggest you do the training a person for this role. "Memorandum to justify the lack of bank official: REF. Cobra "I have missed the 14 hours of the day by virtue of having been bitten by an epigraph." Quote from a report of the assessor with a tendency to Prophet: "There is always that good lasts, not bad that never ends. He will end up being executed by the bank. "Expert trying to give a real picture of the topography of an area:" It was a bluff so ribanceada it was raining and I walked the horse and the horse slipped, goodbye expert ".
Miriana Marques http://www.peabirus.com.br/redes/form/perfil?id=2601
http://www.peabirus.com.br/redes/form/post?topico_id=4037
A curious sentence
PIA "Antonio da Silva, married, blacksmith, aged 40, born in the parish of St. Victor in this city of Braga and in the same neighborhood resident, is accused by prosecutors of the author of crime provided by Article 182 of the Criminal Code with reference to paragraph 181 of the Code because, according to the indictment says, on August 30 pp, in place of Areal de Cima, this city, drove off loud air through the anus before the soldiers 37 and 78 of the National Guard, the purpose lack of respect for them. José Joaquim Coimbra is now judge of the Court of Oporto and brother of the late Leonardo Coimbra . October 1942. setubalense and our late friend, Dr. of Jose Rodrigues Soveral )
O C A curious sentence
for its picturesque and originality, dare to transcribe the following sentence, uttered more than six years and that shows a great spirit of humor along with undeniable spirit of justice.
The defendant says he suffers from flatulence and that noise that the indictment does not reference was less respect for the guards, but simple relief of their ailments.
The case that the points which the prosecution and that, under equal terms, had already been exposed in the participation fls.3, which witnesses followed, expressing them in the same body crime imaginative circumlocution, could not have been given, because it is expelled by a similar manner, there is air, odorless body, but other products of fermentation gases.
And the noise referred to is not the result of air emission, but simply what we all know what is and the name he has. Not a single witness
attributes that lack of respect for the guards, but all declared the defendant incapable of similar purpose and, given the constant medical certificate together, to be sure that the defendant suffers, he says, flatulence, or more Technically, the accumulation of gas in the intestine, where power is thrown away, sometimes pressing the expulsion and inevitable concomitant of a clatter. So send in peace and absolve the defendant.
Braga, January 15, 1935
a) José Joaquim Coimbra "
.
Note:
(This is part of a small collection that was provided to me by the doctor
http://memoriarecenteeantiga.blogspot.com/ 2007/06/uma-sentena-curiosa.html
Fernando Massardo
Mon, 15 Apr 2002 09:20:17 -0700
Curiosa Judgement of Judge
The Gaucho Justice is blind ... but the judge is not. In a survey by the contravention
of vagrancy, which occurred in
5th Criminal Court of Porto Alegre, the judge
Moacir Rodrigues Danilo uttered the sentence that
reproduced here:
"Dornelles Marco Antonio Araujo, 29,
Brazilian, single, laborer, was indicted
the police investigation for violations of truancy,
under Article 59 of the Criminal Law of Misdemeanor.
Requires the Attorney General to dispatch Ordinance
misdemeanors. What is loafing? The answer is given by the abovementioned
:
"give is usually to idleness, and
valid for work ... "
This is a legal Draconian, unfair and partial
. It is intended only to the poor, miserable, rag
to human life enjoyed by the loser. The stick-to-
macaw in the Northeast, the day-workers of the South
The son of the poor who are poor, are subject to penalty.
The son of the wealthy, which is rich, you need not work, because it has
income fathers to provide you with the means of subsistence
. Then he says the law is equal for all
! Maximum sound in the mouth of a speaker,
mystical phrase for lovers dreamers and scholars
law. Crude realism for those who faces daily
, rows and rows in the search for a job
. Finding cruel to whom, graduate,
moves into the path of justice and feels that
the scales do not have the same weight.
Antony lives in Flores Island (?) In the estuary
Guaíba. Loads
bags. Works "on behalf" of a brother. His evil was
be in a bar regardless of nationality
to 22 hours. But if you would really want it in a whiskey bar or pub
the center, or in a restaurant
Petropolis, or at a nightclub in Ipanema?
's scale of values used to value the
people, who takes a drink of sugar cane, a simple bar of
Volunteer at 22 hours and no document or a card
credit, you bum. Who soak
Scotch whiskey in a nightclub in the South Zone and leaving at dawn
, runs (?) A beautiful car, with a portfolio full of
"overdraft", is a bourgeois. This, if
is caught while committing a traffic violation, found
drunkenness, bails and gets rid
loose. That, if no job is arrested for vagrancy
. Has no guarantee (and even if there were no
would have money to pay it) and gets stuck.
On the other hand, in the struggle to find a place in the sun, will always
out the weakest. It is known that there
unemployment act. The shrimp (
already said), has influential friends. No presentation
no godfather. It has no references, no name, nor
tradition. It is always neglected. Nico is the Goodness, now immortalized in
humor (more tragedy humor) of
Chico Anisio. The hands that produce power, which carry
bags, which produce mortar that cling on
pick, on scaffolding, bringing calluses, nails ripped
can not get along with the stylus (see the signature of the accused
the fls. 5v.) nor with life.
And today, for any job, it requires at least a first degree
. Moreover, coarse grade beckons.
And theirs is the kingdom of earth.
Antony, despite its imposing name, is tiny.
And always will.
His hope? Perhaps the Kingdom of Heaven
The law is unfair. Of course it is. But Justice is not blind
? Yes, but the judge is not. So
:
determine the file of the process of this investigation.
Porto Alegre, 27 September 1979.
1 .. Moacir Rodrigues Danilo. Judge - 5th Circuit Criminal
.
Transcript Supplement Legal: DER / SP No 108 of 1982
http://www.mail-archive.com/penal @ grupos.com.br / msg00532.html
Giving sequence to the "curious sentences" already posted here, and thanks to Paul (he of the father of Caesar and Daniel), our correspondent extraordinary, follows a more interesting text. Look how the judge sentenciante "treading on eggshells" during the sentencing ...
He left the sentence!
COURTS OF THE STATE OF RIO DE JANEIRO COUNTY OF NINTH NITERÓI
CIVIL Case No 2005.002.003424-4
Ç The sentences get
Caregivers are the records of action required to make managed by Marreiros ANTONIO DA SILVA MELO NETO against VILLAGE PLAZA CONDOMINIUM BUILDING JEANETTE and Granato, alleging the foregoing facts the author occurred within the building that led him to ask that he be formally addressed as "sir." He said that the claimant suffered damages, and that he hoped the proceência the initial request to give him his visits author and the treatment of "Doctor", "sir" "Doctor," "Lady," under penalty of a fine day to be fixed judicially as well as requested the sentencing of defendants in moral damages not less than 100 minimum wages.
Instruct the original documents fls. 8 / 28.
The request for injunction was dismissed on pages. 33. Interlocutory Appeal filed, the information was provided fls. 52. on pages. 57 required the author that emanated court order the defendants to refrain from making reference about the process, resulting in the decision of pages. 63, which upheld this claim. The condo was manifested
ace fls. 69/98, and offered a copy of the interlocutory appeal of fls. 100, which judgment is ace fls. 125.
Disputed condo on pages. 146 and second defendants fls. 247, both requiring refusing the original application. Next came the reply from fls. 275.
By virtue of a decision in the incident except for incompetence, it was found to decline jurisdiction, with referral of the case of the District of Saint Mary for this district of Niteroi.
a result of the order of pages. 303v, the parties had offered their memorials, I look at this sentence.
IS THE REPORT.
Decided.
"The problem of the foundation of a law presents itself differently depending on whether to seek the foundation of a right that one has a right or who would like to have." (Norberto Bobbio, in "The Age of Rights" , Editora Campus, pg. 15).
It is the author of Judge worthy, deserving of respect sentenciante this and all other persons in society, would not justify such publicity that it has taken this process. The applicant acted as jurisdictional, in the belief his right. Plausible his conduct, in that it gave the state the solution to the conflict. Do not want to fool the distinguished Judge bajulice or this action may have the connotation of incomprehensible futility. The core of the nonconformity is eminently subjective, and no one, unless the author feels such pain, and this sentenciante well understands that both annoys the honest applicant.
Clearly not want, the author never wanted to impose fear of authority, or that you devote compliance laudatory, since being a man of greatness and virtue noted.
However, I understand that no legal reason you watch the desired purpose. "Doctor" is not a treatment, but rather academic title used only when presented to a bank and claim that the judge worthy of a doctorate. It is used only for persons who have such a degree, yet in the university environment. Constitutes mere tradition to refer to other people "doctor" without being, and outside academics. Hence the term doctor honoris causa - for the honor - it is the title awarded by a university in the guise of honoring a person, without subjecting it to examination. Moreover, recall that "teacher" and "master" of the exclusive titles are dedicated to the magistrate, after completing the Masters course.
While the "master" check the desired formality in communications - pronoun - and may even aspire to distance the author from any person, away from intimacy, there is no legal rule that imposes an obligation on the employee's condo refer to it as well. The employee who refers to the author for "you", may still be polite, since "you" pronoun is not derogatory. This is a formality, due to speaking style, without breaking the hierarchy or incidence of insubordination. We speak according to their social class. The trend in Brazil has relaxed colloquial variety, especially the class "semi-educated", who even cares.
actually "you" is a variant - the contraction of speech - respectful treatment of "your worship". A professor of linguistics Eliana Teixeira Pitombo teaches that the literary texts that have high frequencies of the pronoun "you" should be classified as formal. Anywhere in this country, it is usual people being called "your" or "owner" and this is the formal treatment.
In recent research university, it was found that the mere use of the name of the person replacing you / you and you when used as first name, because it sounds like a pejorative different treatment.
At issue promoted by Jorge Amado "Chronicle of Living Baiano seventeenth century," the poems of Gregorio, the writer said that Tati Márcio noted that "you" is formal treatment. (Rio de Janeiro / Sao Paulo, Record, 1999). Urge to emphasize that treatment is reserved for ceremonial closed circles of diplomacy, clergy, government, judiciary and a half academic, as stated above. The Office of the President has recently published Handbook of Writing instituting internal protocol between the other Powers. But social isolation is not liturgical ritual to be followed. For it is said that the alternation of "you" and "sir" translates into question sociolinguistics, difficult equation in a country like Brazil in various regional influences.
the unelected judiciary to decide on the relationship of education, etiquette, courtesy, or the like, to be established between the employee and the condo investor, since it is not subject internal corpore that the community itself.
That said, because he believes that non-existent right to be entertained, even lamenting the personal inconvenience experienced by the illustrious author, the judge rejected the initial request, condemning the postulant in the payment of fees and 10% of the amount involved. PRI
Niterói, May 2, 2005. 
http://www.legal.adv.br/2005/10/page/2/
SENTENCES UNUSUAL
Attorney Alvaro Ribeiro, Campinas, sent a court order and the completion of a sentence Journal for the Advocate. The order of the District of Uberaba (MG), reads as follows:
"Once and for all, delivered to the depositary of this damn truck and see if the public can stop this philistine. Nothing else makes this County unless around this plague, this truck ...!
Ah Too! Enough! "
Another curious sentence was given by Judge Antonio Carlos Gonçalves, County Assis (SP). He acquitted the defendant Arlindo Barbosa da Silva, accused of assaulting the mother. The judge not only acquitted the accused, just as he considered his conduct, "While in-law who is due to hit with greater effectiveness blunt instrument, whereas normally like to interfere in the couple's life. "
Now, an exchange between a" purple thrush breast for a lame canary "deserved Judge Antônio Carlos Gonçalves Junior, when he was in the County of Assisi, the following verse in the sentence:
" And like the thrush sings with joy for the peaceful sleep Ernesto, after a final and unappealable, file it if this crap. "
Source: Journal of the Advocate.
SENTENCE OF MUNICIPAL JUDGE IN OFFICE, THE TERM SHEET PORT -1883.
SUMMARY: The individual commits a mortal sin to confess in public their bullying and their boxes (sic) and make their synagogues casualties desiring your neighbor's wife, towards ella make your chumbregâncias.
"Visas, etc.."
The Deputy Public Prosecutor against the goat represented Manoel Dudley, because on the 11th of the month of Lady Sant'Anna, when the wife of Xico Benedict went to the source, near it, the aforementioned goat who was lurking in the bush matto , went out of her proposal and made sopetão the said woman, who gnawed put brush to something that can not be brought to light and how she, refused, said the goat atrophy to her, lay on the ground leaving orders della out and give to God, and did not succeed in marriage because she screamed and came in support della Nocreyo Correia Barbosa and Clement, who held the act and asked whose condemnation delle penalties as incurred in the attempted marriage prohibited and pulse of success because Taja pêijada woman told what happened and gave birth to a stillborn male child.
Witnesses, two views are striking because they came in the bishopric and the perversity of goat Manoel Duda and the other witnesses of aValue. They say the laws (sic) that two witnesses who watch the sinking of any success is proof, and the judge, you need witnesses and so aValue: I consider that the goat Manoel Duda assaulted the wife of Xico Bento, who put ropia brush, Shizhao for things only with her husband competed della Shizhao because they were married by the regime of Holy Mother Church Catholica Romana. I consider that the goat Manoel Dudley laid the patient on the floor and when I went to get their coxambranças della saw all orders that only the husband was entitled to see. I consider that the patient was pêijada and as a result of what happened, gave birth to a male child who was stillborn.
I consider that the boy's death brought damage that could have the inheritance when the father or mother delle passed away. I consider that the goat Manoel Dudley is a pleading deboxado (sic), who never learned to respect the families of his neighbors, who also wanted to do both with the Clover and coxambranças Clarie, who are maidens and maidens did not succeed because ellas disliked and was told the police.
I consider that the goat Manoel Duda stuck in mortal sin because the Commandments of the Church is forbidden desire that he wanted next.
I consider that his Imperial Majesty and the whole world needs to get rid of goat Manoel Duda, purely secular, seculorum love, harnesses of deboxes practiced and practiced by him without vergonhesas and trim the females and males are not more bothered by him.
I consider that the Goat Manoel Dudley is a guy who shamelessly does not deny his coxambranças and still makes his incomendas isnoga the casualty and this should be put under Botado put this court. Since: Manoel
condemn the guy for evil that Dudley's wife did Xico Bento and attempt to put more
harm, equal, to be castrated, which should be made capadura the trick. The execution of the sentence should be in jail for villa. I nominate the Jailer executioner whose release the goat to go in peace. Our Prior says: Homine debauched debochatus mulherorum inovadabus sentetia qibus geld est est sine trick macetorim carrascus nortre deny that pot. Meet
to be APREGI ediataes in public places. Ex-officio appeal this sentence to the judge of law in this county.
Porto da Folha, October 15, 1833. Signed: Manuel Fernandes dos Santos, an alternate municipal judge in exercises. © 1998
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Petition in verse to release a guitar
In Campina Grande, Paraiba, in 1955, a group of bohemians was a serenade dawn of June, when the police came and seized the guitar. Disappointed, the group enlisted the services of a lawyer Ronaldo Cunha Lima, so recently out of college and who also enjoyed a good singers. He petitioned in court, which was released to the guitar. Petitionary This became known as "Habeas Pine" and adorns the walls many lawyers in offices and bars on beaches in the Northeast.
Later, Ronaldo Cunha Lima was elected state representative, mayor of Campina Grande (revoked by the Revolution), senator of the Republic, the state governor and now congressman. See the famous petition
HABEAS PINE
(Petition to release a guitar) the lawyer Ronaldo Cunha Lima
Ilmo. Mr. Judge of the 2nd Court of this County
The instrument of crime who enrolls in this process
misdemeanor is not a knife, gun or pistol, is simply
doctor, a guitar. A guitar
doctor that actually killed or wounded
not a citizen.
Hurt, yes, sensitivity
who heard it vibrate in solitude.
The guitar is always a tenderness,
instrument of love and longing.
a crime he never mix. There is not among them
affinity. The guitar itself is
singers, minstrels of soul
singing tenderly the hurts that people
life and stifle their own pain.
The guitar is music and song is,
feeling is life and joy, purity
is that ecstasy is nectar,
is spiritual adornment of the heart.
ExSeu live like ours is transient,
mas seu destino, não, se perpetua.
Ele nasceu para cantar na rua
e não para ser arquivo de cartório.
Mande soltá-lo pelo amor da noite
que se sente vazia em suas horas,
p’ra que volte a sentir o terno açoite
de suas cordas leves e sonoras.
Libere o violão, Dr. Juiz,
Em nome da Justiça e do Direito.
É crime, porventura, o infeliz,
cantar as mágoas que lhe enchem o peito?
Será crime, e afinal, será pecado,
será delito de tão vís horrores,
perambular na rua um desgraçado
derramando na rua as suas dores?
É o apelo que aqui lhe dirigimos,
Na certeza for their reception.
together in this case we ask to
And we also GRANTING.
Ronaldo Cunha Lima, a lawyer.
Judge Arthur Moura seems to like the verses and gave his verdict in the same tone
Lest I carry
remorse in his heart, if I determine that
delivered to its owner the guitar.
Source: Vital Space Virtual
Verses from 1959 to defend farmer who beat woman spendthrift
The judge's personal file Afif Simões Neto, the 8th Circuit Court of Porto Alegre, retains a gem. His father, Afif lawyer Jorge Simões Filho, in the municipality of militant, liked to make defenses in verse, until shortly before his death in 1986. In one of his earliest works, he rhymed to defend Egidio Rodrigues Siqueira, a farmer who battered his wife.
The disagreement between the couple took place in 1959. Gillis was working on a contract in the Sierra, and when he returned home, embrabeceu with his wife, for this, taking advantage of his absence, had made several purchases superfluous in a sale of the 2nd District of Sepe, who were well beyond the financial possibilities. Egidio was denounced as incurred in the sanctions of Article 129, caput of the Criminal Code. Read the defense rhymed, 44 years ago: More
a fight scene,
Between a couple of campaign More
a husband who beats a wife who
More picks.
The defendant beat his wife,
Because this, in his absence has made a long
In bodegão of Querencia.
Upon returning the contract, and late
All folheiro,
fell back to see the notes
winemakers.
were earrings and tetéias,
Strike, scarf and hat,
For the relatives of the wife
All on account of the defendant.
As the platform that brought him about not
a penny, Egidio
example, a wife,
And in doing so well acted.
Who among us did not want a day with the wife
spendthrift,
do what it did, the defendant
Giles Smith.
is rough cut rice
Immersed in the mire, And let
entire salary of Sinval
in bowling.
Alright who spent
With grass, flour and bread, but not with
earrings ear
And things without precision.
But his wife repented,
As told to testify,
From
be brought to justice Husband beater. If she says
resigned, complaining of
And sorry,
We will not say: continues
When she puts it, leave. Poor
defendant. I am convinced
From his holy innocence. But you enjoy
learn this lesson of experience. If
again beating his wife
(This is the request that I do) What
curries from meek and mild,
Without a trace of lace. Or that
strong curries,
With all the strength and will,
So she can not take part in Vir
city. After
collect testimony from the victim and the defendant and witnesses, the judge had acquitted the farmer.
Source: Vital Space Virtual
Sentence in verses decide on pigs dead by dog
A sentence in verse dismissed a suit for damages between two settlers of St. Michael's West (SC). Abram Prestes had two domestic pigs from its creation by a dead dog. He assumed that the animal killer was also a producer-owned pork Gilmar Henzel, your neighbor. So he pleaded - against him - the Special Court indemnification of the city. Judge Sergio Rubens
Salfer rejected the claim for lack of evidence. While recognizing the shortcoming of the author "to see two dead pigs, for sharp canine teeth," the magistrate ruled that the absence of evidence as to the authorship of the facts, "the wretched pigs died shattered, no one has pointed out, which killed them pussy" . See the sentence:
seen and analyzed the raw
All reports are released
According to Law of the Courts. Abram
Prestes dos Santos Gilmar Henzel
farmer has the same labor
are neighbors on Line
Well Cordillera near the border.
The first is the plaintiff
Comes the Judge confident Propose
collection action in the face of the neighborhood.
What Does the applicant is dissatisfied
By seeing two dead pigs
By sharp canine teeth. The pigs were grazing
They saw the dog coming
Little did they know what the evening would not see.
Each animal weighed 25 pounds
total gross weight as stated
The initial part confirms.
The second is the dog owner claimed
pointed
Causing these intrigues
Among families friends. There came the initial order
In the form of the Special Law
Citing
Summoning if the defendant is the victim.
comes a time expected At
judge appointed
To judge the issue being discussed. Gifts
patrons
Besides the two settlers
Proposal reconciliation
There was rejection. Submitted
written defense
In that deal done
Saying that the author
mind being the defendant not guilty
Taken
In the personal testimonies of how two texts
Ear testigos
Without any harassment. Presented
reasons
ultimate no-nonsense
prolate All this sentence
For general Sabença.
Expresses article three hundred thirty-three
In cases of this ilk
That rests with the author
Expose their cry. The testimonies collected
this Court heard
came to the rescue Do
mentioned dog.
The pigs died mangled wretches
Without anyone pointed
pussy What killed them.
incumbent who claims
If melee
prove what sustains
In sporting fray. Principle
unobserved
By disoriented
Evidence that claimant did not
When his turn came.
No fear in my mind I think
request rejected by the author
regretting your pain. No fees or costs
these labors more than just search
Where
Since the law proves the claim.
Sao Miguel do Oeste
not located in North, South or East
not
It is located in Argentina in Santa Catarina.
Sergio Rubens is my name
lfer surname
am Judge
judicando unembarrassed.
(Proc. No. 067.01.002772-2) Source: Living Space Virtual
http://www.laginski.adv.br/sentencai_incomuns.html
LEGAL: Judgement Curious But Real
By: JACOB LAWRENCE SANDRA http://www.capao.com.br/abre_autor.asp?id_autor=80
Decision rendered by Hon. Judge of the MM. 1st Judicial Circuit of Belem do Pará, Case No. 2001113374-5, removing the claim to moral damages improperly pleaded, in an attempt to unjust enrichment:
"(...) Although the circumstances in which the second tray of pork was acquired are strange, I admit as true all facts alleged by the inicial.Dito this, note that the author bought twice pork in supermarkets in reverse. The first time found that the meat was spoiled on the way to the chest and the second his way home.
These facts indicate that the only compensation to which is entitled to restitution of amounts paid by pork, for redibitório addiction, or exchange of merchandise for other good and just.
If the defendant has put the sale spoiled pork must submit to the administrative sanctions
health authority. Excluding the pecuniary value paid by the meat, I do not see how this may have caused damage to the author with a moral or personal dignity, in what way might have been exposed internally to the point of wanting escalafobética amount of R $ 325,000.00 as repair of such intense pain. Doctors say that the greatest pain a human being can endure before fainting is pancreatitis. It
therefore required a "moral pancreatitis" to justify paying such high indenização.Aliás for R $ 325,000.00 I would eat two trays of pork, although damaged, with tray and tudo.A claim of the author alone already revealed his intention to indulge themselves unduly defendant's assets.
We, Judges have a duty to dismantle the moral damage industry that today tries to install in this state, because this evil activity not only clog the courts with lides insincere as endanger other economic activities that generate jobs, wealth and pay their taxes.
That said, dismissing the and condemn the author to pay the court costs and attorneys fees that referee in $ 2,500.00, in accordance with article 20 paragraph 4 of the CPC. "
http://www.capao.com.br/abre_artigo.asp? id_artigo = 323
HUMOR: Feijoada
By: JACOB LAWRENCE SANDRA
Once upon a man who had an unbridled passion for feijoada. no matter if it was Rio, the Bahia etc, he really loved it, although often cause you gases.Um day he met a beautiful young woman who fell in love and eventually propose to her. The girl soon realized the food preferences of the boy and said I could not live in that environment. The young, desperate, made the supreme sacrifice of his life, stopped eating feijoada.Logo then married. Some months later, the happy husband returns home from work. He had a mechanical problem that left him in the car on foot. Quickly called home, warning that there would come a little later, as he was returning to pé.No way, going from front to a restaurant, he felt nostalgic aroma of fresh beans, which sifted into your soul. Recalling that some would walk miles to get home, he thought that any effect that causes the beans, would stop before reaching home. No hesitation entered the restaurant, ordered and ate three feijoadas complete. After killing the missing, returned the way home and as their accuracy, the effects of gas soon manifested during the entire long journey, which made him sure that everything was over. His wife seemed somewhat agitated. Exclaimed when she saw him affectionately: "Dear, I have a wonderful surprise for dinner tonight." With a handkerchief forbid her eyes and took him to the head of the table jantar.Ajudou him to sit and when I was about to unveil his eyes, the phone tocou.Ela did promise that her husband would not get the scarf and went back to answer the phone. Taking advantage of the absence of women and feeling the effects of feijoada, body tilted slightly to the right, lifting left leg and slowly let out the damn gas addition was coming loud stinky. He took the napkin that was on her lap and fanned the air around in an attempt to dispel the smell. Things seemed to have returned to normal when he suddenly felt that another was coming. Left pleasantly escape the wind, and this time was surprised by the vigorosidade gas, it really was worthy of a big win. Minding the phone came apart from the rest of his philosophy gas until the greetings and goodbyes on the phone over. He put his napkin on his lap, resting his hands and left with a satisfied smile waited for wife. Apologizing for the delay, she asked if she had kept a promise not to withdraw the sale. He solemnly confirmed. At that point she removed the blindfold the astonished husband that found a surprise: eleven guests were seated at table for the birthday party of his wife.
http://www.capao.com.br/abre_artigo.asp?id_artigo=363
EDUCATION: Pearls ENEM
By: JACOB LAWRENCE SANDRA
Value date of Pearls of ENEM - National High School Examination. What is in parentheses are the teachers' comments. "The sero brother has a mission ... "(My, for example, is having to read it!)" The Euninho has caused droughts and floods dire .. "(It took me a minute to identify the El Niño ...)" The problem is even greater when dealing Diozanio layer "(I did not know that the layer had this nice name)" Meanwhile the Zoutros ... nive everything down ... "(Be yourself!)" The situation is getting worse, the loggers in the Amazon destroy the Atlantic region. "(And, above all, they travel a lot, eh?)" The What is the collective interest of all does not always matter to anyone individually. "(Get it?)" not only preserves the environment but all of it. " (Makes sense) "The great problem of the Amazon River is fishing for fish." (I thought you were fishing for birds.) "It's a lot of problem pregnancy." (In some za ... if his father would use condoms, there would read this!) "AIDS is transmitted by mosquito AIDES EGIPSIO." (No comment) "It is very difficult to find pandas in the Amazon" (What a shame. Also bears and elephants are gone from there) "The nature of Brazil's 500 years old and it's almost coming to an end" (It was brought in caravels, right ?) "The cerumano the same time building also destroy it, because we have to join partnerships to accomplish together." (Do not tell me) "In fact, Deforestation is not all that bad. For example, the AEDs would be a good beneficácio Egypt to Brazil "(Let's change the fumes by chainsaws)" Let us show that we are likewise equal to each other "(with a few differences!)" ... less deforestation, more wooded forests. "(From Concordo! forests without trees, just the Sahara!)" ... thus causing desolation of great expectations rare. "(Did not you know that animals also have depression?)" In this land by planting teaching gives everything. "(This must be the old Portuguese who writes Caminha ...)" This is all due the ultra-violent recebemostodo day. "(My God ... Let there be lightning rod!) "All this has collaborated with the micro-estinção Golden Lion." (Who would have been the manufacturer? Compaq • Apple • IBM?) "Imagine the flag of Brazil. The blue represents the sky, green represents the forests, and yellow gold. The gold has been stolen, and forests are almost going . On the day they stole our sky, we run banner. " (Good thing we have that faixinha where it says "Order and Progress".) "Lately no one talks about another matter on the Anons azuls macaws that are flying under the bushes." (Maybe because they have complex vultures!) "... Are formed by the basins pens." (Imagine the basins of the BIC.) "I agree in number and gender equal." (I disagree!) "You need to start a recycling mental hum of years, making a real celebral laundering in relation to deforestation, pollution and destruction of itself." (Agree: depredation of itself!) "The serigueiro strip rubber trees, but never drop the needle." (These can be dropped because they are disposable) "The concentização Esperansa is a fact for all the world's territory." (Take heart!) "Let's stop being selfish and think more in ourselves." (What a wonder!) Sandra Jacob
Commentary on the Pearl ENEM.
pity to see that the estrous paradoxical mood of our own disabilities. As a teacher I am appalled by the reaction of teachers to ridicule the evidence of inefficiency in our classroom.
The real joke is the guy who went to college of letters in a bar in front, was approved and then did graduate and pro state contest, to be a teacher. Unprepared, poorly taught, and does not undertake or engage because the fault state for its inefficiency as a professional. His victim, the student will then be proof of its ineffectiveness in the classroom. Then he called the "correct", magnanimous, as if it was not responsible for what he reads, ridicules the words of his own failure in the classroom. Not
I like jokes with poverty, prejudice, etc.. One suggestion for the site, invite teachers to discuss here the causes of so many misunderstandings and inefficiency in the classroom. If they conclude that it is the fault of the student teachers do not deserve, because we still do not understand what it means Education.
Prof. Jalber (if possible, respond to or publish my opinion, for which I thank you)
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